Phelps Family To Lady Gaga: You've Got A Whorish Face

You remember Fred Phelps? He's that veteran-, America-, and LGBT-hating pastor from Kansas with those charming signs.

Well, his granddaughter, Megan Phelps-Roper, has decided to make a name for herself and has taken Lady Gaga's megahit "Poker Face" and turned it into an off-key rant for her church to promote.

From the Kansas City paper, The Pitch:

The Westboro Baptist Church sermonizes: "However questionable they may be, Lady Gaga's talents were given to her by God; in return, she defies Him with all she does. This parody puts the truth to her 'Poker Face.'"

Lyrics include:

You pissed off God, you'll see what he's got.

You ain't God.

You got a whorish face, it's a whorish face.

God hates you.

Wow.  Just...wow.